ipod-ready
The Dark Knight
Wall-E
The Dark Knight
Feels so much more comfortable when you watch it alone on your bed.
Wall-E
Love it. The robots are adorable.
Friday, August 29, 2008
Trust no one. Yes, it is the foundation of all successful relationships, but once you let your guard down, you're fucked for life.
Loyalty doesn't exist. No matter how loyal your partner may seem, I can guarantee that at one point or another, he/she has picked up a knife and stabbed you in the back. No lie.
Attention you shouldn't give him/her because you're being clingy.
Gut Feeling is always right. You are never wrong about sluts.
Guys & Girls can never be JUST FRIENDS. If your partner uses that on you, surefire signal that there is something going on between them. If they use the line, "Oh, we can relate to each other a lot, so we just like talking." THEY ARE FUCKING. Trust me on this one man.
Time doesn't mean anything. Your relationship can last for 50 years, and while you may think that the longer you're together, the more he/she loves you... WRONG AGAIN. Rather, the more people they have been fucking around with.
Caring is wrong. Don't ask questions. Don't wait up to make sure they make it home safely. Let them drink and drive. Let them blaze and drive. Let them fill their lungs with all the drugs in the world. Let them get STD's. Why? Because the moment you ask questions, you are a clingy, controlling bitch
Talking on the phone for more than 5 seconds is annoying.
Bros before hoes: more like, bros, hoes, then you.
Love is for pussies.
Loyalty doesn't exist. No matter how loyal your partner may seem, I can guarantee that at one point or another, he/she has picked up a knife and stabbed you in the back. No lie.
Attention you shouldn't give him/her because you're being clingy.
Gut Feeling is always right. You are never wrong about sluts.
Guys & Girls can never be JUST FRIENDS. If your partner uses that on you, surefire signal that there is something going on between them. If they use the line, "Oh, we can relate to each other a lot, so we just like talking." THEY ARE FUCKING. Trust me on this one man.
Time doesn't mean anything. Your relationship can last for 50 years, and while you may think that the longer you're together, the more he/she loves you... WRONG AGAIN. Rather, the more people they have been fucking around with.
Caring is wrong. Don't ask questions. Don't wait up to make sure they make it home safely. Let them drink and drive. Let them blaze and drive. Let them fill their lungs with all the drugs in the world. Let them get STD's. Why? Because the moment you ask questions, you are a clingy, controlling bitch
Talking on the phone for more than 5 seconds is annoying.
Bros before hoes: more like, bros, hoes, then you.
Love is for pussies.
"Remember when getting high meant swinging at the playground. The worst
thing you could get from boys were cooties. Mom was your hero & Dad
was the only boy in your life. Your worst enemies were your
siblings. Race issues were who ran the fastest. War was a card
game. The only drug you knew of was cough medicine. Wearing short
skirts didn`t mean you were a slut. The only thing you smoked was
the tires on your bike. The only thing that hurt was skinned knees.
The only things that could get broken were your toys. Life was
simple and carefree, but what I remember the most was wanting to
grow up. Now I just wanna be a kid again."
I love this.
thing you could get from boys were cooties. Mom was your hero & Dad
was the only boy in your life. Your worst enemies were your
siblings. Race issues were who ran the fastest. War was a card
game. The only drug you knew of was cough medicine. Wearing short
skirts didn`t mean you were a slut. The only thing you smoked was
the tires on your bike. The only thing that hurt was skinned knees.
The only things that could get broken were your toys. Life was
simple and carefree, but what I remember the most was wanting to
grow up. Now I just wanna be a kid again."
I love this.
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